I feel like dating your evil clone is just like, obvious? Like, I mean, yeah we’d have caveats in place for if they’re so evil they try to kill you or whatever but otherwise it just seems like the sensible thing to do
“Ohh I’m you but sexily brooding, God I’m such a sicko, a real freak, I’m so fucked up, also I know exactly how you like jerking off, have I mentioned I’m brooding” like okay no SHIT we’re gonna take turns going down on each other for like a full calendar year?? This is simple
People on here are all yess dilfs <3 and then they draw the smoothest 20 year old you’ve ever seen like no…….. You don’t get it. If your old man doesn’t have any texture to him what’s the point
My preferred femdom dynamic is like a queen and her knight. You are loyal to me, you serve me, but I value you. You are strong, intelligent, and capable, but I still hold authority over you. We are both benefiting from this relationship, I just lead it.
Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you
No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.
still think about that post that’s like dragon age characters are always breaking character to go on suspiciously detailed centrist rants. it’s so funny. what if that happened to all of us
my roommate: hey kate when you’re at the store can you pick up some paper towels, we’re out
me: oh? paper towels?
my roommate: yeah thanks
me: what an interesting request
my roommate: uh—
me: disastrous for the environment, paper towels. or at least that’s what they say. swaths of forests cut down to make them every hour
my roommate: oh ok yeah i mean if you’d prefer we could look into using cloth towels—
me: oh! but bacteria builds up on cloth towels so easily. i knew a man a while back. yes, i’d even call him a friend. he died from an infection caused by a cloth towel that an environmentalist forced him to use against his will
my roommate: dude what—
me: it’s just so hard to know what the right choice is
my roommate: oh hold up you’re breaking character to go on a suspiciously detailed centrist rant, i forgot you told me you did this sometimes
